[15:57] sradams88: there is no emoticon to display my mental constipation
Steve is an internet n00b and doesn’t know about Google.
Behold the power of the internet:

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Monty 1, Glasses 0

Thank god for Krazy Glue

Yes, the pictures are fuzzy. I had to take them without my glasses, HELLO! I’ve got an appointment next weekend with the eye doctor, so hopefully the glue lasts a week…
So if anyone wants to come over and entertain the dog tomorrow, be my guest.

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I got a new suit. It has pinstripes. I like my new suit.

Why do I have a new suit? Guess.

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Everyone knows the old saying here in Michigan, wait a day and the weather will change.
Sunday night:

Today:

It’s snowing today. Not quite sticking like the photo, BUT DAMMIT ITS STILL SNOWING!
WTF happened to fall?

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Good times, with good friends. It’s a game of Bocce Ball and another drunken 5 hours of Catch Phrase. Many a good time can be had with Catch Phrase, but they really should put a disclaimer on that game that states “it never ends”. That’s exactly what I was thinking when [...]

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I always wondered what it was like to blow a transmission in a car. I found out last week.
Keeping the story short I blew a gear getting on the freeway bad enough that it blew clean through the transmission case. (Un)Lucky for me the Hyundai transmission is connected directly to the differential. Translation into english: [...]

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We’ve both been busy traveling pretty non-stop over the past month, so it hurt updates. We went to Canada 2 different weekends for family and concerts, went to Atlanta to visit Steamy (Steve & Amy) for 4 days over the holiday, and I went to Oregon for work & to visit Jamie in Portland last [...]

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At the risk of making the-most-annoying-song-in-the-world be stuck in your heads for the next 2 weeks, it’s a fucking small world, after all.
Way way back in time (2 years ago) when I proposed to Christa, I bought the domain mattandchrista.com. I had given the name a lot of thought, and conducted weeks of extensive market [...]

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I realized Saturday when I went to buy some booze that I lost my license at some point during the Ferndale Bar Crawl Friday night. I had a great time and visited 9 bars in the 4 hours we were out and about. Probably TOO good of a time if I lost my license.
I was [...]

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Happy 24th Jacqui!
We celebrated by drinking 40s on Belle Isle. Can’t get much better than that!

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