“My knees are hitting the wall. Move over, you’re taking up too much of the bed.”
“It’s good for you.”
“Will it put hair on my chest?”
“That and make you see better!”

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I need to write a nasty letter to the vending machine company here at work. They always seem to put the Butterfinger bars so high up in the machine that when the machine drops the them to vend, the candy bars inevitably break.
That’s almost as good as the time they put the pop-tarts all the [...]

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Most of you probably won’t care, but yesterday the planets were in alignment & all the laws of quantum physics were broken; I managed to change the oil & degunk the lawn mower carburetor to get it started after winter storage… IN ONE PULL!
Any of you who know me know I one of the least [...]

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According to a story over at extremetech.com, a new book is out that argues neatness is overrated, costs money, wastes time and quashes creativity.
People who are really, really neat, between what it takes to be really neat at the office and at home, typically will spend anywhere from an hour to four hours a day [...]

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While researching something at work this afternoon with the Google, I happened to pull of a list of my recent searches and was quite amused.

The technical searches aren’t that odd to me, but “bg’s reunite”, “haters”, all the food searches, and “vermont ‘red state’” look funny to me in that list.
Oh and trogdor.
What the heck [...]

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I had my laptop out in my lap this morning sitting in my chair with my feet up. Bailey decided that he should be in my lap instead, so I shutdown and closed the laptop to give him the personal time he requested, and he bolted not 2 seconds later.
Christa summed it up best: [...]

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If you are an overweight biker who’s gut spills over the belt and rides on the seat with you, please do not go shirtless; i had been enjoying my lunch perfectly well until you made me sick to my stomache.

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64oz Growler-To-Go of some of the Woodward Ave Brewers best custom brew: the Vanilla Porter.
Merry Christmas to me,
Merry Christmas to me,
Merry Christmas to meeeeeeee,
Merry Christmas to me!

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I’ve become so domesticated since I bought a house that instead of new records or an Access Virus for Christmas, all I can think about is getting a new microwave and range hood this week (but if anyone out there DOES want to get me a Virus, I’m totally open to that too).

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…and I’m feeling pretty MEH.
You know the feeling…

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