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		<title>What the Great American Health Care Debate Has Devolved Into</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/08/07/what-the-great-american-health-care-debate-has-devolved-into</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A shouting match of ignorance. Why can no one talk about health care reform like an adult? Why does every discussion deteriorate into a fist fight within 2 minutes? I&#8217;m tired of baseless propaganda from both sides. The way I see it you have 2 options: You can just let Capitalism do its thing &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ice Cream FAIL</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/05/19/ice-cream-fail</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/05/19/ice-cream-fail#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chances Are You Piss Me Off]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Ice Cream Truck circling the neighborhood nearby like a shark on a boating accident, It&#8217;s 1:30 in the afternoon you idiot, the kids are in school.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear U-Scan Users at Kroger</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/02/25/dear-u-scan-users-at-kroger</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/02/25/dear-u-scan-users-at-kroger#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Using the U-Scan should not be a 20 fucking minute process. Scan, bag, scan, bag, scan, bag, pay, done. It seems so simple, yet there are SOOOOOOOO many people out there can&#8217;t handle the complexity of the U-Scan lanes. It&#8217;s not rocket science, fuckers. If you can&#8217;t take the heat, get the fuck out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Hell Is Your Problem Anyway?</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/12/22/what-the-hell-is-your-problem-anyway</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/12/22/what-the-hell-is-your-problem-anyway#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Annoy Me]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[srsly?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It completely blows my mind that in a climate where there is a chance for snow at least 7 months out of the year SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE CAN&#8217;T DRIVE IN IT! Seriously. Did you forget how to drive in the 2 days since it last snowed? I&#8217;ve decided it&#8217;s not the snow itself that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chances Are You Piss Me Off</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/11/06/chances-are-you-piss-me-off</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Annoy Me]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of you already know there are a lot of things out there that piss me off. In the spirit of my own sanity and having my own platform to bitch, I present to you the first in a mostly semi-monthly probably-whenever-the-fuck-something-pisses-me-off series I&#8217;m calling: Chances Are You Piss Me Off. Dear People That Park [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Make Spellcheck??</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/09/18/they-make-spellcheck</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/09/18/they-make-spellcheck#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Annoy Me]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My phone rings at work, and I answer as I&#8217;m oft to do in such situations&#8230; Phone: How do you spell politicians and officials? Me: Can&#8217;t you just use spellcheck? Phone: Yes but none of them are in their office right now.]]></description>
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		<title>Bring it on</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/09/05/bring-it-on</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/09/05/bring-it-on#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Annoy Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Normally I don&#8217;t even try to talk politics to conservative friends and family, or try to bring the subject on my blog. Not because I don&#8217;t value intelligent discussion, but because it usually takes all of 5 minutes for me to get so angry at people who refuse to see the other side of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye and thanks for all the scandals!</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/09/04/goodbye-and-thanks-for-all-the-scandals</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/09/04/goodbye-and-thanks-for-all-the-scandals#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[detroit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve got to go, go out in style! The Detroit mayor&#8217;s resignation and guilty pleas trump the Republican National Convention coverage today. At least the embarrassment is over and some good thorough house cleaning can get underway to move the city forward.]]></description>
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		<title>Carma is a Bitch</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/05/19/carma-is-a-bitch</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/05/19/carma-is-a-bitch#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 13:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Annoy Me]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mattandchrista.com/?p=651</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a bad week for cars in the Ferndizzy&#8230; Last week Christa spent several hundred dollars to have the dealership tell her she has a transmission problem, and it&#8217;ll be $3400 to replace. Then she went for a 2nd opinion and a specialty transmission shop where it stayed for the better part of 4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Red Tape</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/05/08/i-hate-red-tape</link>
		<comments>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/05/08/i-hate-red-tape#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 13:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[detroit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How To Annoy Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[owning a home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nightmare Project]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I could have taken the easy way out on my porch project, but I didn&#8217;t. I could have put ugly green Astroturf to hide the crumbling steps, jammed a bunch of concrete into the part on the side crumbling and painted it, or just fucking stuck a huge flower pot in front of it to [...]]]></description>
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