This is turning into the bad-drivers-on-my-way-to-work blog but so be it! According to the Michigan Department of Transportation website, when presented with a situation involving merging of 2 lanes: “…a driver must merge into the proper lane. However, yield the right-of-way to vehicles already in the left lane, or in the right lane in the [...]

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To the old guy in a tan minivan who decided to make a 3 lane right turn from the inner lane to make a left (narrowly missing me and about 4 other cars) into the Oakland Mall, fuck you. You make driving in Detroit a pleasant experience. Have a nice day.

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Some people are retarded during the holidays. If I see one more BLOW UP CHRISTMAS DECORATION I’m going to leave skid marks in their front yard. Merry F-ing Xmas.

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I don’t know if anyone has thought of this yet, but I at least wanted to work it through in my mind before the thought got lost again… A month or so ago after Katrina, Bush repealed one of the clean gas requirements to open up the market to some of the gas without the [...]

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I got a raise last week since my 3 month “probationary period” was up at work. In principle this sounds great. In reality it does nothing for my life. Due to my obcessive/compulsive tendencies, I have already worked out it’s exact difference in my budget. $60 every 2 weeks $120 every month With gas prices [...]

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What the fuck. Please tell me why “Destiny’s Child announces breakup” is a CNN Breaking News headline? Oh and while we’re on the subject of WTF in case you are suffering from the celebrity bullshit withdrawl jitters, Katie Holmes says she’s converting to the Church of Scientology, embracing the religion of her boyfriend Tom Cruise. [...]

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President George W. Bush: “See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” (Applause) Joseph Goebbles, Hitler’s Minister of Propaganda: “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually [...]

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I watched a dog get hit by a car last night. It was one of the most horrible things I’ve ever seen. The asshole who hit it took off as soon as it happened, leaving the poor dog with broken back legs to where it couldnt even drag itself off the road. We stopped, threw [...]

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“I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.” –Drew Barrymore This is the most rediculous thing I’ve read in a while. Apparently MTV came up with this great idea to showcase Hollywood celebrities making willions of dollars basically patronizing 3rd world countries by showcasing their “environmental awareness” Must…control…Fist-Of-Death…

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Who decided to make all cellphones geigh flip-phones now? I hate flip phones. All I want is a cool looking NON-flip phone with a camera & bluetooth. But nooooooOOOOooooo, everything has been ‘bling-ized’ beyond recognition into some honestly ugly-ass beast.

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