After 6 or 7 years now of the I-have-no-dental-insurance-so-I-hope-by-brushing-my teeth-sporadically-I-won’t-get-any-cavities dental plan, I think it’s about damn time I start abusing the benefits I do have with my government job. I’m paying all this $ in I might as well try to get some of it back.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was at the store the other day and picked up a couple of the new Campbell’s Soup At Hand microwavable portable soup thingies thinking they would be great for lunch. I had one yesterday and it worked out perfect; quick cup of soup for lunch. I started making another one today (mmmmm…Tomato) and had a thought. The can of soup itself is is sealed from contamination, but the lid which you put your lips on to drink the soup has NO protection whatsoever. Gross! I feel like going to the store and whiping my dick over the lids of a bunch of these to prove a point, but instead I think I’ll just soak my lid in some anti-bacterial soap for a few minutes and never buy another can of Soup At Hand again…