I was sent this article this morning and I’m upset. With the frequency i make the drive down the I-96 corridor I should have seen these before a reporter from the Detroit Free Press. And now the Michigan Department of Transportation has taken all of these art pieces down. =(

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One of my New Years resolutions this year was to cut down my intake of pop. I probably drink a little too much to be healthy; usually a Cherry Coke for lunch, and a Mountain Dew or SoBe No Fear energy drink in the afternoon, and a lot of times some pop with dinner. Heck [...]

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I don’t know why but I expected air travel to be more glamorous. For only the second time in my life I’m taking a plane this morning on my way to a ‘vacation’ of sorts to toronto and Ottawa for a week. I suppose maybe it’s just the fact I’m flying out of Detroit and [...]

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After a week of nothing really to write about and no interesting activity upstairs I was almost concerned for the welfare of the fattie upstairs. Is she stranded somewhere? Was she arrested? Is she dead? I was all prepared to make a note to see what the (lack) of a fuss has been. In a [...]

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Please don’t have sex anymore. The sound of your fat jiggling around on the mattress sounds like a heard of elephants jumping on a trampoline about to burst through the floor from down here. I’ve written a poem: Oceans of fat cells Make waves on the bed. Thumping on the floor. Do you think no [...]

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Last Friday night (Feb 25) I proposed to my girlfriend of over 5yrs and she said yes (duh!). So spread the word, there will probably be lots of partyin’ goin on. Cruise on over to mattandchrista.com to get more info and photos and stuff.

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A byte walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The bartender says “Whats wrong?”, byte says “Parity error”, the bartender says “Yeah I thought you looked a bit off”. A+

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So almost a month after I promised myself I’d get into blogging my boring ass life, my life has remained boring ass and I haven’t recorded a damn thing!! Ugh. I’ll try to be better. I promise. Maybe. so far this morning I’ve managed to get sucked into doing other people’s work because they are [...]

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So I guess this is it; I’m selling out and joining the world of the blogger. Is my life really that interesting? Will anyone actually read these posts? There is so much ambiguity in these questions it hurts. Who knows I suppose… It’s soon to be a new year, and a lot of fun/exciting things [...]

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