Dear Ice Cream Truck circling the neighborhood nearby like a shark on a boating accident,
It’s 1:30 in the afternoon you idiot, the kids are in school.

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Using the U-Scan should not be a 20 fucking minute process.
Scan, bag, scan, bag, scan, bag, pay, done. It seems so simple, yet there are SOOOOOOOO many people out there can’t handle the complexity of the U-Scan lanes.
It’s not rocket science, fuckers. If you can’t take the heat, get the fuck out of the [...]

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It completely blows my mind that in a climate where there is a chance for snow at least 7 months out of the year SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE CAN’T DRIVE IN IT!
Seriously. Did you forget how to drive in the 2 days since it last snowed?
I’ve decided it’s not the snow itself that’s the problem, [...]

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Most of you already know there are a lot of things out there that piss me off. In the spirit of my own sanity and having my own platform to bitch, I present to you the first in a mostly semi-monthly probably-whenever-the-fuck-something-pisses-me-off series I’m calling: Chances Are You Piss Me Off.
Dear People That Park Their [...]

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