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	<title>Matt &#38; Christa (dot) com &#187; Chances Are You Piss Me Off</title>
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		<title>Ice Cream FAIL</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/05/19/ice-cream-fail</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Ice Cream Truck circling the neighborhood nearby like a shark on a boating accident, It&#8217;s 1:30 in the afternoon you idiot, the kids are in school.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear U-Scan Users at Kroger</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2009/02/25/dear-u-scan-users-at-kroger</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Using the U-Scan should not be a 20 fucking minute process. Scan, bag, scan, bag, scan, bag, pay, done. It seems so simple, yet there are SOOOOOOOO many people out there can&#8217;t handle the complexity of the U-Scan lanes. It&#8217;s not rocket science, fuckers. If you can&#8217;t take the heat, get the fuck out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Hell Is Your Problem Anyway?</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/12/22/what-the-hell-is-your-problem-anyway</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It completely blows my mind that in a climate where there is a chance for snow at least 7 months out of the year SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE CAN&#8217;T DRIVE IN IT! Seriously. Did you forget how to drive in the 2 days since it last snowed? I&#8217;ve decided it&#8217;s not the snow itself that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chances Are You Piss Me Off</title>
		<link>http://mattandchrista.com/2008/11/06/chances-are-you-piss-me-off</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of you already know there are a lot of things out there that piss me off. In the spirit of my own sanity and having my own platform to bitch, I present to you the first in a mostly semi-monthly probably-whenever-the-fuck-something-pisses-me-off series I&#8217;m calling: Chances Are You Piss Me Off. Dear People That Park [...]]]></description>
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