Dear Ice Cream Truck circling the neighborhood nearby like a shark on a boating accident,
It’s 1:30 in the afternoon you idiot, the kids are in school.

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My phone rings at work, and I answer as I’m oft to do in such situations…
Phone: How do you spell politicians and officials?
Me: Can’t you just use spellcheck?
Phone: Yes but none of them are in their office right now.

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