Ice Cream FAIL
19 May, 2009
Dear Ice Cream Truck circling the neighborhood nearby like a shark on a boating accident,
It’s 1:30 in the afternoon you idiot, the kids are in school.
They Make Spellcheck??
18 September, 2008My phone rings at work, and I answer as I’m oft to do in such situations…
Phone: How do you spell politicians and officials?
Me: Can’t you just use spellcheck?
Phone: Yes but none of them are in their office right now.