It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was at the store the other day and picked up a couple of the new Campbell’s Soup At Hand microwavable portable soup thingies thinking they would be great for lunch. I had one yesterday and it worked out perfect; quick cup of [...]

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I don’t know why but I expected air travel to be more glamorous. For only the second time in my life I’m taking a plane this morning on my way to a ‘vacation’ of sorts to toronto and Ottawa for a week. I suppose maybe it’s just the fact I’m flying out of [...]

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After a week of nothing really to write about and no interesting activity upstairs I was almost concerned for the welfare of the fattie upstairs. Is she stranded somewhere? Was she arrested? Is she dead?
I was all prepared to make a note to see what the (lack) of a fuss has been.
In [...]

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A friend sent this to me today and I thought it was semi-fitting because of recent events…

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Please don’t have sex anymore. The sound of your fat jiggling around on the mattress sounds like a heard of elephants jumping on a trampoline about to burst through the floor from down here.
I’ve written a poem:
Oceans of fat cells
Make waves on the bed.
Thumping on the floor.
Do you think no one else hears?
Squeek thump [...]

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Last Friday night (Feb 25) I proposed to my girlfriend of over 5yrs and she said yes (duh!). So spread the word, there will probably be lots of partyin’ goin on. Cruise on over to mattandchrista.com to get more info and photos and stuff.

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