Detroit transplants living in Dallas

Month: January 2006

Canada gets a taste of Conservatism

Largely ignored by the media here in the states, Canada has elected a Conservative majority government.

Stephen Harper has promised to radically alter the relationship between Ottawa and all of the provinces.

Harper is also being urged to consider naming a Western Canadian to the post [Ottawa’s envoy to the US] in Washington. The Bush administration and members of Congress have grown increasingly interested in Alberta’s vast oilsands reserves, and some believe an ambassador from Alberta would be best suited to develop those energy ties.

I read three things from this:
1) Canada is going to lose its national identity & fracture into provincial sects (can you say Bloc Quebecious?!).
2) Harper is selling out & joining with Bush to fight terror in return for good ties with the US
3) The US’s money will soon be flowing into Alberta

How much longer until Canada becomes the 53rd state (after Iraq & Afghanistan, ie. East Texas & More East Texas)?

Hello Driver pt 2

This is turning into the bad-drivers-on-my-way-to-work blog but so be it!

According to the Michigan Department of Transportation website, when presented with a situation involving merging of 2 lanes:

“…a driver must merge into the proper lane. However, yield the right-of-way
to vehicles already in the left lane, or in the right lane in the
case of a “lane ends merge right” sign.”

The driver of the black Ford Escape license plate E94 02W clearly did not study this portion on his drivers training as he proceeded to push me off the road onto the shoulder so he could get by in front of me.

Hello Driver

To the old guy in a tan minivan who decided to make a 3 lane right turn from the inner lane to make a left (narrowly missing me and about 4 other cars) into the Oakland Mall, fuck you. You make driving in Detroit a pleasant experience.
Have a nice day.