Detroit transplants living in Dallas

Month: September 2007

Dear Lowlife Classless Piece of Scum

You are a waste of perfectly good air. I am ashamed and disgusted you exist, and frankly wish you would do us all a favour and fix that for us all.

Christa came home from work today wondering why there was a dog at the house across the street. That’s funny, because the house is empty. Why would there be a dog locked up in the fenced in back yard of an empty house??

There was a big neighborhood pow-wow trying to figure out what exactly was going on. We figured sometime during the morning after we had all left for work, someone had dropped off this dog, closed it behind the gate, and took off. That is, unless the dog figured out how to get back there with a bowl full of water in his mouth on his own.

So apparently someone had brains the size of a peanut and basically ditched the dog. Nice. That’s probably the most low class, shitty thing I’ve seen someone do in a long time. You are a fucking class act, whoever you are.

Electrocoma

Daft Punk’s ElectromaWhen Phil first told us Daft Punk‘s limited release movie Electroma was playing in Royal Oak, my first reaction was something like: “OMFG!!!!!!!!11one”. I wanted to badly to like the movie, but in the end we spent $6.50 each and an hour and a half in the theatre, and I was left feeling cheated.

The basic plot premise is 2 robots who desire to be human, but in the end realize they can never be. Yes, it’s been done before, but that didn’t matter.

Without giving too much away, the movie was 75 minutes long but could have run 15-20 minutes and still delivered it’s punch. The 10 minute opening sequence of nothing but the robots driving a car through the desert started the whole movie off in a way that made the audience wonder what they had gotten themselves into. I know this because everyone was speaking out loud and bored of it already. Then add in the gratuitous 10 minute shot of the robot equivalent of plastic surgery, the 10 minute trip of a bathroom florescent that won’t stay on while the robots stare longingly, and a few more way-too-long shots of the robots walking alone thought the desert 2 or 3 different times, and you’ve got 3/4 of the movie that really did not have to be there. I understand using monotony as a plot and emotional device, but come on!

Final verdict:
Visually, the movie was stunning. The bathroom & the climactic scene were pretty amazing & trippy at the same time. However, the way it just dragged on with the same shot for minutes at a time was annoying. 75 minutes could have been condensed to 20-30 minutes and kept the attention span of the audience.

Bjork-ed

Add Bjork to your list of performers you need to see live before you die.
No joke.

Christa, myself, Jane, Jacqui, & Paul went to the Virgin Music Festival on Toronto Island last week, and Bjork made the 2-day concert completely worth the trouble, and it was close to the top of the best live concert/music experiences I’ve had EVER.




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Video from Christa’s phone posted on youtube:

We also saw Smashing Pumpkins:

1 Month in 1 Paragraph

We’ve both been busy traveling pretty non-stop over the past month, so it hurt updates. We went to Canada 2 different weekends for family and concerts, went to Atlanta to visit Steamy (Steve & Amy) for 4 days over the holiday, and I went to Oregon for work & to visit Jamie in Portland last week for 5 days.

No more traveling for a while, SERIOUSLY THIS TIME…