[phUzz] i will be in your god forsaken city in 7 hours
[phUzz] and i will piss on it
[defunkt] oh yah
[defunkt] well you’ll piss in it
[phUzz] on it
[phUzz] on its sacred soil
[defunkt] and not really in it in the sense that you’ll be in the city
[defunkt] but in it in the very real suburb-outside-of-detroit-where-the-airport-is-located kind of way
[phUzz] i will step outside
[phUzz] find some grass
[phUzz] and pee
[defunkt] but you’ll be peeing in romulus
[defunkt] not detroit
[defunkt] which is sad on several levels
[phUzz] SAME DIF
[phUzz] GEEEZ
[defunkt] because people in romulus arent unknown to do the same thing
[defunkt] walk outside, unzip, and piss in their own yard
[phUzz] what if i piss out the plane window
[phUzz] as i fly over
[phUzz] and my golden juice rains down on you
[defunkt] what if you flush while at 15,000 feet over detriot
[phUzz] if you hold the flusher down you can see out the bottom of the plane
[defunkt] well it wouldnt be so much golden as blue/green loaded w/ cleaning chemicals
[defunkt] and prolly a chunk of ice
[phUzz] nice
[phUzz] maybe itll hit your car
[phUzz] BANG
[defunkt] good
[defunkt] i could use some insurance money for blue/green chunks of pisswater from canada
[phUzz] not covered
[phUzz] you dont have “urine insurance”
[defunkt] damn. busted.