I need to write a nasty letter to the vending machine company here at work. They always seem to put the Butterfinger bars so high up in the machine that when the machine drops the them to vend, the candy bars inevitably break.
That’s almost as good as the time they put the pop-tarts all the way on the top fucking shelf. Trying to get my breakfast out of the machine in a single piece was “interesting”…
wow… you are really bored, aren’t you?
It’s sad to see great minds wasted on problems like the gravity versus pop-tart issue… It is an issue, but we have people working on it.
I think rants like these are fantastic… you know why because you realize that you are not alone… you know what else bugs me. When the bagger at the grocery store man-handles your bread and it gets all smooshed.
I don’t think Matt is bored I think Matt is meerly frustrated. The question remains – is he mad enough to start BUYING a box of poptarts from the grocery store which will cost roughly the same as ONE SMALL package in the vending machine. AND will it taste the same?