You are a waste of perfectly good air. I am ashamed and disgusted you exist, and frankly wish you would do us all a favour and fix that for us all.

Christa came home from work today wondering why there was a dog at the house across the street. That’s funny, because the house is empty. Why would there be a dog locked up in the fenced in back yard of an empty house??

There was a big neighborhood pow-wow trying to figure out what exactly was going on. We figured sometime during the morning after we had all left for work, someone had dropped off this dog, closed it behind the gate, and took off. That is, unless the dog figured out how to get back there with a bowl full of water in his mouth on his own.

So apparently someone had brains the size of a peanut and basically ditched the dog. Nice. That’s probably the most low class, shitty thing I’ve seen someone do in a long time. You are a fucking class act, whoever you are.