Detroit transplants living in Dallas

Dear U-Scan Users at Kroger

U-ScanUsing the U-Scan should not be a 20 fucking minute process.
Scan, bag, scan, bag, scan, bag, pay, done. It seems so simple, yet there are SOOOOOOOO many people out there can’t handle the complexity of the U-Scan lanes.

It’s not rocket science, fuckers. If you can’t take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen.

Do yourself a favor and quit demonstrating to the rest of the world you aren’t capable of functioning in a rapidly advancing technological society.

Oh, and for the love of god people, CHECKS? People still use checks?!!!???!?!?!


  1. Chris S.

    The government is pumping stupid gas into almost every home…

  2. Lauren C

    my dad still uses checks. he also refuses to use the u-scan lines because he claims it is laziness on the part of the workers as they are only trying to get him to do their job for them. needless to say, my dad is hilarious.

  3. K

    Your dad sounds like a moron.

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