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Drew Barrymore dropped a deuce in the woods

“I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.”
–Drew Barrymore

This is the most rediculous thing I’ve read in a while. Apparently MTV came up with this great idea to showcase Hollywood celebrities making willions of dollars basically patronizing 3rd world countries by showcasing their “environmental awareness”

Must…control…Fist-Of-Death…

I’m trying not to study

Put my 3 weeks notice in at my job today – supervisor was cool about it and honestly was kind of expecting it. He’ll be announcing it at our staff meeting tomorrow so it will be interesting to see the reaction that gets.
Spent the evening scanning some old photos I had from a few years ago and reminiscing.
My kitty has been sad I’ve been gone so much so I played with his feather toy for 20mins or so. He always looks so happy to get his picture taken (don’t let him fool you – he hates it!).
Bailey and his toy.
I was supposed to study this evening and haven’t done any. Dammit!

If your pants could talk what would they say?

I just checked my voicemail after I shut my phone off last night and had a fun message. Apparently my phone called a friend of mine while it was in my pocket last night. Mike then had a 30 second conversation with my pants pocket. Hopefully it didnt say anything too embarassing…

What a difference a week makes

In the week since I’ve blogged I applied for a job, interviewed for said job, was offered the job, and accepted. It’s pretty whacky how fast this happened. The new company I’ll be working for is Becker Orthopedic in Troy (<4mi from where my fiance` works, yay =D ). It looks to be a good place for me to get some real experiance in from the bottom up in redesigning their network infrastructure. They have an NT4 domain, and all of their satellite offices are stand alone. I’ll get busy with some 2003 AD up in that shiz.

Benefits

After 6 or 7 years now of the I-have-no-dental-insurance-so-I-hope-by-brushing-my teeth-sporadically-I-won’t-get-any-cavities dental plan, I think it’s about damn time I start abusing the benefits I do have with my government job. I’m paying all this $ in I might as well try to get some of it back.

Confessions of a Net Junkie

Is it bad I want to download the entire internet? Obscure B-side limited release remix mp3 of a track I already have 4 copies of? Link me up! I know I have a problem but I can’t stop. Is this a product of the digital age and my desire to backup a history of electronic music for when I am older and it’s considered “oldies”, or is it simply a case of obcessive compulsive disorder to the extreme?
Who cares I just found another torrent for a previously unreleased version of a song that is totally different from the album version but not even as good. Time to fire up Azureus!

Broken New Years Resolution x90

One of my New Years resolutions this year was to cut down my intake of pop. I probably drink a little too much to be healthy; usually a Cherry Coke for lunch, and a Mountain Dew or SoBe No Fear energy drink in the afternoon, and a lot of times some pop with dinner. Heck I drink Jack & Cokes at the bar even. So after not doing anything whatsoever so far this year, I cut myself off cold turkey Wednesday. After braving cold sweats, jitteriness, mood swings, and panic attacks for these two days I thought the worst was behind me. Suffice it to say I succombed today while eating at Mongolian BBQ. I’ve gone a full 2 days; go me! 2/90 days is a great ratio so far this year. Now that I’ve fallen off the wagon I wonder how long it will take for me to try this agin…

I thought it was a good idea…

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was at the store the other day and picked up a couple of the new Campbell’s Soup At Hand microwavable portable soup thingies thinking they would be great for lunch. I had one yesterday and it worked out perfect; quick cup of soup for lunch. I started making another one today (mmmmm…Tomato) and had a thought. The can of soup itself is is sealed from contamination, but the lid which you put your lips on to drink the soup has NO protection whatsoever. Gross! I feel like going to the store and whiping my dick over the lids of a bunch of these to prove a point, but instead I think I’ll just soak my lid in some anti-bacterial soap for a few minutes and never buy another can of Soup At Hand again…

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