Howdy. At least that’s apparently what they say down here as a standard greeting in the South…

It’s been a while for posting. Yup, it is what it is. I won’t wax poetic about how busy we’ve been and how lazy I’ve been, etc, etc.

What’s done is done, but the good news is I’m going to begin using this site again to keep friends, relatives, acquaintances, and internet stalkers abreast with our new down south Dallas adventures, so I hope yall** stick around for the ride.

** for the record C and I refuse to speak southern.

We’re outta here. Headed to the Big D from the D. Now that we have a move date we’re putting up for sale pretty much everything. Click over to the 4sale page and keep checking — as we post stuff and items sell we’ll be updating in this central location. Thanks!

Who would have thought my temporary little crap car could take this lickin’ and keep on tickin’…

I’m not drinking any less…
I’m just drinking crappier beer.

Am I the only one that wonders what one would eat at an internet breakfast and why exactly it’s $79?

Thanks to everyone who came out to celebrate another year since my birth closer to death. It was a blast to say the least… My liver is officially glad I only turn 29+1 once in my life. Next stop, AARP!

Come join us in Ferndale for a pub crawl to celebrate someone who is old.

Check out the Evite.

Matt's Bday & Justin's Moving Party

If Myspace is the internet’s official popularity measurement, I must be the coolest dude on earth. Paul Oakenfold sent me a friend request.
Should I say yes?

“There is the theory of the mobius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop.”

Weeeeeee’re baaaaaaack!

Another New Year and I feel like we’ve been here before. Time is a loop and we’re doomed to repeat it every 365ish days. The holidays have come and gone, and it’s back to waxing poetic at work 5 days a week instead of having those lovely long weekends for 5 weeks in a row.

I dub this year’s holiday theme as “Yule Tide and Cross Eyed” as I get crossed eyed even thinking about everything we did and what we drank. So many people, events, bars, cities, and parties that I could not possibly recap it all coherently. Thus I leave it up to the reader’s imagination as I bask in the afterglow of a crazy month.

Earlier this week the results of a study were released analyzing drinking habits and brain size.

Overall, the more alcohol consumed, the smaller the brain volume, with abstainers having a higher brain volume than former drinkers, light drinkers (one to seven drinks per week), moderate drinkers (eight to 14 drinks per week), and heavy drinkers (14 or more drinks per week).

At first I was concerned, but then I read another study about the brain and internet usage.

For middle-aged and older people at least, using the internet helps boost brain power, research suggests.

A University of California Los Angeles team found searching the web stimulated centres in the brain that controlled decision-making and complex reasoning.

I’m no longer concerned.