Today is our 2nd anniversary. I can’t believe how time flies, yet I feel like we’ve been together forever (in a good way). I am so thankful for Christa, and so thankful that she is my wife.

/.obnoxiously sentimental mode off.\

Hello cruel world, welcome to the Detroit party. Forget all your troubles, lay down your cares, everything is waiting for you … downtown.
Credit: Metro Times

Dear Ice Cream Truck circling the neighborhood nearby like a shark on a boating accident,

It’s 1:30 in the afternoon you idiot, the kids are in school.

Am I the only one that wonders what one would eat at an internet breakfast and why exactly it’s $79?

Introducing another semi-regular post subject: What The Kids Are Listening To…

Note to self:

When returning from a walk with your wife and dog, it’s probably not a good idea to tell her it was nice to take her for a walk.

Detroit Hip-Hop artists Invincible & Finale rhyme about the impacts of gentrification on the Motor City.

It’s a slow news day, I’m bored, and for no other reason than that I’m posting this video. It’s also catchy and I like the scenery. So sue me.

Communication through the Internet is by definition disembodied. Living Internet users are already ghosts in the machine.

[Via Gizmodo]

I don’t know if this is really the world’s longest slide or not. I don’t give a fuck. I just want to ride this thing. Internets, make it happen!